Vullaby Wears A Cranium To Protects Its Ass


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Each Pokemon is fascinating and price speaking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, however I do benefit from the universe and I like studying extra concerning the creatures in it. So, Right here’s One other Pokemon! It’s Vullaby!

Vullaby Particulars

Sort: Darkish / Flying

Common Peak: 1′ 08″

Common Weight: 19.eight lbs.

First Added In Era V

One time in elementary college, a child obtained mad at me for pushing them in a line. So once I walked by them a couple of moments later they kicked me proper within the ass. It damage lots. And whereas I’d have been mocked, I’d have been tremendous comfortable to be sporting a large cranium round my rear finish at that second. So, what I’m saying is I get it Vullaby. I actually do. All of us wish to shield our ass. I simply don’t get why you do with a creepy cranium.

Vullaby is a small bird-like Pokemon that wears a cranium as armor to guard its butt. In accordance with Pokedex entries discovered on Bulbapedia, it may’t fly very nicely, and so far as I can inform it’s not tremendous highly effective. So all Vullaby has going for it’s the cranium. Contemplating simply what number of chicken Pokemon there are on this planet, it’s a sensible transfer to search out one thing distinctive and make it your model. And if that distinctive little bit of package additionally protects your ass from getting kicked, punched, or no matter, even higher. Like killing two birds with… oh.. shit. Sorry, Vullaby.

Because it grows it wants to exchange its cranium with larger, extra cozy skulls. Like how a whole lot of us, myself included, began shifting round much less and consuming extra through the pandemic. This led to us having to put money into extra pairs of sweatpants. (My denims nonetheless stay within the closet, amassing mud.)

As a result of Vullaby is basically sporting a bone-diaper and isn’t in a position to fly, it solely chases after weaker Pokemon. I’m guessing that’s a shortlist. They aren’t nice runners from the seems to be of it, which is ok. They will hop round. Think about being some tiny, weak bug Pokemon and being chased by that ugly chicken, in an enormous cranium diaper because it hops in direction of you. Getting grabbed by that’s most likely embarrassing.

Random Info

  • It typically will get its cranium from older, advanced Mandibuzz.
  • In accordance with Bulbapedia, Vullaby can be very petty about totally different skulls and the way cozy they’re and even how they give the impression of being. So not solely are you weak, unable to fly, and tiny, however all of your friends are speaking shit about your cranium too.
  • Whereas Pokedex entries say it may’t fly as a result of its wings are too small, it may nonetheless be taught the transfer “Fly.” Stunning, but it surely appears the Pokedex obtained a element improper and/or Gamefreak ignored their very own lore.

Finest Remark From Final Week

Put together for the next feedback:

1. Wailord’s measurement is scaled down dramatically throughout Pokemon battles within the video games, a lot to everybody’s disappointment

2. Big Wailord can mate with miniature Skitty


What additional correct predictions are you able to share with me, you soothsayer?

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